Today I had an audish and it turned out to be in the category of 'feminine products.'
These testimonials sound like women telling their friends, acquaintances, & co-workers what they love about pads.
I knew I could nail this because I'm always telling my acquaintances how much I love maxi pads..... NOT! Who does that? Now for the unbelievable lines:
I didn't feel like I was wearing a pad
The super hero of pads
I guess if I went around chatting up people about my pads, then maybe these are things I would say.